J=Joel B=Benji

[Joel and Benji outside hotel]
J: [to camera] Hey, what's up, I'm Joel, this is my brother Benji -
B: [waves] Hi...
J: We're in a rock band called Good Charlotte and today we're going to interview the cast of LOTR; we are now seasoned journalists.

Sean: You guys having fun?
J: Actually, never done this before.
Sean: How does it feel?
B: I'll tell ya, it feels fucking great.
Sean: Cool.
B: Uh, OK, I know LOTR - is a big deal, *rar*, but for me, a big deal, being here with you - Goonies.
Sean: Right on!
J: Goonies rules! I wanna shake your hand.
[Sean shakes hands with Joel and Benji]
J: You look smaller in the movie.
Sean: What do you mean?
J: More like a hobbit...
Sean: Isn't that funny?
B: Your feet look smaller.
Sean: I know! Little kids are totally bummed out when they meet me, they're like, "*gasps*... [disappointed] oh."
B: I'm a little bummed.
J: I was a little...
Sean: Aw, I'm sorry.
J: Oh, not bummed to meet you, just the size...
Sean: Go watch the movie again, you can go right back into the un-bummed space [laughs].
B: I will.
[Joel and Benji laugh]
B: It was cool...
[Sean shakes hands with Benji and Joel]
Sean: It was great!
B: Sorry for our lack of professionalism...
Sean: No apology necessary!
J: I really apologise for him [points to Benji], he's an idiot, but thank you...
Sean: What, you're brothers?
J: Yeah.
Sean: Cool! Who's older?
J: [points to Benji] He is, 5 minutes.
Sean: That's really cool!
J: Well yeah, he's an idiot, but thank you.
Sean: I don't think he's an idiot!

Part 2: Peter Jackson