J=Joel B=Benji

Dom and Billy: Hi Joel.
Dom: What you got there, CDs for us?
J: CDs, yes!
[Joel gives Dom and Billy a CD]
Billy: [drinking, looking at CD] Mmmmmm!!!! Holy shit, you're those guys?
J: You heard of us?
Billy: Cool, yeah!
J: Yeaaah! [mumbles and high fives Billy]
Billy: Rock 'n' roll! I watched your video last night!
J: Aw cool!
Billy: [sings and plays air guitar... shamefully] "Lifetimes of the young and the famous..."
J and B: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Billy: [to Benji] So you're the guy with the [whistles and mimes big spikes coming out of his head]?
B: Yep.
Billy: But now you're the guy with the [whistles and mimes a Mohawk].
B: Yeah, I shaved it.
Billy: I like what you've done!
B: Thank you!
Billy: Rock 'n' roll, we're hobbits!
B: We gotta interview you...
Dom: You gotta talk about the movie.
B: I gotta ask the important question, Joel – we all know what they say about guys with big feet, right? What does that – er, how does that.... yeah.
J: Spit it out.
Dom: You talking about our penises here? This is MTV, lets just cut right to it - do we have big penises? Yes, we have big penises.
Billy: [looking smug] Yes, we do!
B: So we could see some, uh, maybe, hobbit porn?
Dom: Well, we're all waiting for the LOTR hardcore porn things to come out – you know, Dildo Baggins...
J: [smiles, looking shocked] Whoa!!!!
Dom: It's MTV, you can do whatever you want!
J: [still looking shocked] Aw dude – [to camera] mum, turn it off mum!
B: Anyways, we wanna thank you guys...
J: Thank you guys for doing this.
Billy: [points to Dom] He's been doing all this kinda thing [throws hands around]
[Dom and Billy shake Joel and Benji's hands, clicking their fingers, doing 'street' stuff. Billy puts his arm around Dom and poses with their fingers pointed]
Billy: [to camera] Oooh, MTV!
Dom: We're out!

Part 4: Elijah