J=Joel B=Benji

[cut to corridor, Benji and Joel meeting Elijah Wood. Joel hugs Elijah]
J: Wow, suits out man (Elijah's in a suit).
Elijah: Aw... Good to see you.
J: You too,
[Benji hugs Elijah]
Elijah: What's up, how are you?
B: Good.
Elijah: So you guys see the movie last night?
J: Yeah!
Elijah: What did you think?
J: Awesome.

[cut to Joel and Benji with Elijah in front of cameras]
B: I gotta say, this is our first official, like, interview for a, like, movie...
Elijah: Yeah.
J: ... and it's with fucking Frodo.
Elijah: [smiling] That's right.
J: You're Frodo dude.
Elijah: I'm fucking Frodo.
J: Do you have the ring? Where's the ring?
Elijah: I don't have the ring, I have a ring...
B: Do you wear cloaks now?
Elijah: In daily life?
B: Yeah.
Elijah: Um, no.
B: When you meet up with your friends, do you, like, instead of going, "hey, what's up guys?", you go, like -
J: "How art thou?"
B: ... "How does the evening find you?"
[Elijah laughs hysterically]
J: Your feet look smaller.
Elijah: They are a lot smaller.
J: That's a question that everybody I think wants to know, like your feet...
Elijah: I'll show you...
[Elijah starts taking off sock]
J: No, but do you have to put extra stuff...
[Elijah takes off shoe]
Elijah: [holding up bare foot] See, they're normal feet... I dunno if you can zoom in, but there is a little hair growth [points to foot] I think that happened after the movie.
J: [to Benji] Put his sock back...
B: [to Elijah] Put your sock back on.
[Elijah starts putting his sock and shoe back on]
J: Thanks.
B: There you go...
J: I got a CD for you right here.
Elijah: Do you really?
J: Yeah.
Elijah: Awesome! [takes CD from Joel]
J: There you go.
Elijah: Thank you very much!
J: Do you want me to sign it?
Elijah: Sign the CD, come on!
J: How do you spell Elijah?
Elijah: Hmm? E-L-I-J-A-H...
J: [writing]... J... A... H...
B: Anyways.
J: Thank you for interviewing with us and sorry if, you know, Benj fucked it up.
Elijah: You didn't fuck it up! Thank you!
J: It was really nice to meet you, man [shakes Elijah's hand]
Elijah: Thank you, it was a lot of fun [shakes Benji's hand]